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Thursday, January 24, 2008

My Mundane...


Sarah, who often makes me want to move back to Iowa City, asks, "What's your mundane?"


And her mundane makes me feel I should make coffee before I kick hubby out the door, that I am a bad wifey.


But here it is anyway, my mundane:


Alarm goes off and we ignore it, usually until about 7. There is almost always a munchkin in the bed. Hubby rouses hisself and when he is into the shower, I rouse myself.


I put munchkin #2 back into his crib. I cuddle with munchkin #1. Munchkin #1 gets cute and then demands a banana. Always. I delay.


When I can hear that hubby is done with his shower and is shaving/brushing teeth, I lower munchkin from bed so he can pad in and "do teeth". I nurse munchkin #2.


When hubby comes in with #1, I get out of bed and pull on clothes. I "make bed". I go into munchkinland and "make other bed". I get clothes out for munchkins and head back into my room where several diapers are changed.


By this time hubby is ready to head downstairs and off to work. I carry one munchkin and he the other. Often I carry clothes.


Downstairs, hubby kisses #1 and then asks, "Now what?" #1 responds, "Now mommy" and then "Now baby." #2 and I gather our kisses and hubby is gone.


After that, #1 sits on couch, eats banana, and screams for "Peeewweee!" I turn on the TV as requested. I dump #2 in excersaucer. I make breakfast (veggie sausage, eggs, toast) for his lordship the bananaeating peeewweeee watching munchkin king.


He says, "Tankun, mama, tankun," and everything seems worth it.


Then, while #2 crawls at my feet and his lordship watches "Super Why" or something else PBSfull, I brush teeth, make coffee, wash face, check email.


After that I pack #1 a lunch (half a pb sand, string cheese, fruit, aminal crackers) and dress #2, whom I strap into carseat (where he promptly falls asleep as he must). Then I go into the living room, wrestle #1 into his clothes, and we both say, "Bye bye, peeeweeee!"


We wave goodbye to the magic babysitting box and he slips his arms into his overlarge coatsleeves and I grab my purse and he his "bunchboch" and then I hoist #2 and we are gone, gone. To school.


And then the day begins...

Monday, January 21, 2008

Paul "Crazy good" Guest...

Last year I did a panel at AWP about poets who begin to write nonfiction, and it was a HOT topic. Because there's something weird (one panelist used the word "shame" and pretty much started a housefire) about working in prose.


You can argue if you want, but it's there... in a lot of us. Some sense that we've sold out. For money, a readership...


But there are many wonderful reasons to work in prose. Real and good reasons. Sometimes subject dictates form. Sometimes you need to speak to people who cannot speak "poem". Sometimes you need people to hear you...


Thankfully PAUL GUEST will never have to wrestle these demons, because when you get a major pre-empt from ECCO for your memoir and collection, after winning a motherf*cking (this moment demands such a word) WHITING...


...nobody can say boo.


Integrity? Yeah, I'd say Paul's got plenty. Not to mention talent and cheekbones.


YAY!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

I'm a bad bad girl...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Ooooh!!!


If Jon Scieszka is the ambassador to children's literature, am I a developing nation? A foundling city state? A low level official getting the brush off?

Who cares! I met Jon "rhymes with Fresca" Scieszka. Little 'ol me.

And he was nice. And funny. And he held the galleys for Up and Down the Scratchy Mountains while I pestered a stranger into taking our picture. And then he graciously accepted a copy of the galleys. Which he will perhaps not have time to read, being a busy fellow. But still...

Cool, right?

Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Last Book...

I am going to submit to this very cool thing. I hope you will too!


Open call for collaborations (second call)



The Last Book is a project to compile written as well as visual statements in which the authors may leave a legacy for future generations. The premise of the project is that book-based culture is coming to an end. On one hand, new technologies have introduced cultural mutations by transferring information to television and the Internet. On the other, there has been an increasing deterioration in the educational systems (as much in the First World as on the periphery) and a proliferation of religious and anti-intellectual fundamentalisms. The Last Book will serve as a time-capsule and leave a document and testament of our time, as well as a stimulus for a possible reactivation of culture in case of disappearance by negligence, catastrophe or conflagration.



Contributions to this project will be limited to one page and may be e-mailed to lastbook.madrid@gmail.com or mailed to Luis Camnitzer, 124 Susquehanna Ave., Great Neck NY 11021, USA. In case of submission of originals, these will not be returned. The book will be exhibited as an installation at the entrance of the Museum of the National Library of Spain in Madrid at some point of 2008. Pages will be added during the duration of the project, with the intention of an eventual publication of an abridged version selected by Luis Camnitzer, curator of the project. The tentative deadline is March 31, 2008.



This call is open and we hope that it will be resent to as many potential contributors as possible.



In other news, yesterday was my birthday. I am no longer divisible by 11 and so life is back to normal.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Will you miss me...

...when you *don't* see me at AWP?


I'm sad I can't got, but I have work to do. Babies to snuggle. Deadlines to make.


In other news... I know a secret. A big big BIG SECRET!!!!


In still other news, my New Year's Resolution this year is a BIGGIE. I have resolved to do everything I can to avoid engaging in any passive-aggressive interactions. Having determined it is the root of most evil, I am going to call that shit out!


Wish me luck.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Little House on the...

Public Domain?


Nope, but it would seem that if we (meaning the US) had "normal" copyright law, Laura Ingalls Wilder would, in fact, be entering the public domain today...


Check out the full story here!


Thanks to James for the link!


(and a side note, is anyone else offended by the new cover, in which the amazing old Garth Williams illustrations have been replaced with something that looks like the characters from the tv show???)